What I know about little kids...

1. They always taste play-doh.

2. They will pick their nose and ...taste that.

3. Someone will spill their milk...daily.

4. Someone will rip the pages in your new, most expensive classroom book.

5. They can and WILL repeat verbatim the argument that Mommy and Daddy has last night.

6. They will fight to the death if someone else sits on "their" carpet spot during circle time.

7. Little boys pee on and around the toilet seat. If there is a floor drain...they will pee in that too.

8. Someone will crawl under the bathroom stall...on a daily basis.

9. They always add "cha cha cha" to the birthday song.

10. They will eat a little bit of crayon.

11. Someone will hide or lose a piece of EVERY puzzle in the room.

12. They will eat food off of the floor...any floor.

13. They will poot out loud and disrupt the whole class.

14. During the first week of school, one of them will fall asleep on the bus, miss their stop, and Mommy will call the school sobbing because we have lost their baby.

15. Being line leader is a mega huge deal.

16. Someone will need a bandaid for a "boo boo" so small that is cannot be seen with the naked eye.

17. They almost never make it to the garbage to throw up.

18. At least 3 of them have no idea how to blow there nose...and they don't care.

19. Someone always spills the beans about Santa...someone will cry.

20. At least one in the class actually knows where babies come from and ...will share....the teacher will cry.

Thought I would share this, because according to my kids...I know nothing.